Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to the Don’t Laugh Challenge. I have got a new assembly of videos here that are supposed to be “funny” in one way or another. But we’ll find out about that very soooon “if” and “when” and “how” they make me laugh. But will they make you laugh? Who’s gonna lose first? Is anyone gonna lose at all? (Yup) *Yells loudly* OKAY. ALRIGHT. I’M READY! BRING IT ON! Ow, fuck. (Russian) *bangs head* Ow, fuck. Ow, fuck. *bangs head again* Ow, fuck. (x3) *man laughs in background* *Got…. to…. reach… it..* *YES!!!!!* Ow, fuck. *Mark attempts to hold in laughter* *man in background keeps laughing while Mark holds his heart* (Get the spare wheels.) *Mark holds in his laughter* Ow, fuck. Not funny. Not funny. NOT funny. Nope. NOT FUNNY. That was not funny. NOT FUNNY ENOUGH! *random, garbled noises fill the video* *Mark holds in laughter* *Ainsley speaks in deep voice* *more random noises* *grandma scream* *lots of noises* *Mark restrains his laughter through puffed cheeks* (Ainsley: Delightful.) *loud, random noises continue* Nope. Mhm. *Mark shakes head* Not funny. Not what I would call funny. Cat: *in Russian* WHAT?! Cat: *in Russian* Bitch, WHAT?! *cat stares into your soul* Cat: *in Russian* BITCHWHAT?!?! *video repeats* *Mark lets out a slight giggle* Cat: *in Russian* WHAT?! Cat: *in Russian* Bitch, WHAT?! *cat stares into your soul* *Mark tames the laughter* Cat: *in Russian* BITCHWHAT?!?! Nope. Ahh, nope. Man: Am I pregant? Am I pragnent? Am I pargant? Am I gregnant? Am I pegnate? HELP! Is there a possibly that I’m pegrent? Am I pregegnant or am I okay? Could I be pregonate? How do I know if I’m prengan? Can I be prrreeeggnant? Man’s dramatic voice: Can oo get pregánte? Can oo bleed while oo are pergert? Can oo down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat? How can I get my gf pragnet? What happen when get *pause* pergenat? *Mark breathe-laughs quietly* How can a nine-year old can prangnet? Man speaks in staccato: Will my get pragnan? What is the best time to sex to be come pregnart? Does anyone know how many teens get bregant a year? Are these systoms of being *man struggles with word* pregarnt? Man speaks in Southern accent: Girlfriend ain’t had period since she got pregat? Is it possible having sex to a 8 months fregnant? *Mark fails to keep in giggles* If a woman has starch marks on her- wait. *Mark keeps quietly giggling* If a women has STARCH MASKS on her body does that mean *man begins laughing as well* she has been pargnent before? Period, question mark. *Mark lets a few giggles slip* My circle is nomal, but yet I still dant get peegnant. Wat can I use, period, question mark. Has anybody get pergnut by just pre-cum while using birth control? Did most you women, (stressed) FEEL pgrenant before find out? I am praganant last 5 week so *Mark sniffes* can I start sex? *Mark giggles* Dangerops prangent sex. (disbelief) Will it hurt baby top of his head? Me and my boyfriend are tying to get prefnat and juh haven’t *man starts laughing* took my birth control in twelve days? Thirty-eight plus two weeks *pause* *Mark giggles* PREGANANANT?! I think my dog is pregernet? *Marks bursts into laughter* Can I get prengt if I he had a comdom on? How long can oo go being prognant to get an abortian? *Man and Mark laugh while reading* I think I’m pretnet with my 14th child. *Mark continues to laugh hysterically* OHHHHNOOOOO! Oh, oh, OHHHH *giggle* WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH? GOD, WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY?! Well, I lost, but my god, why was that…? He was just reading wrong spellings of the word “pregnant”. *cheerful music erupts in the next video* *Squidward dabs as music distorts* *Mark grins* *DBZ sounds play as men begin fighting in a wrestling ring while flying all over the place* *Mark giggles as he watches, proceeding to cover his temples in an effort to contain the unshackled laughter* *The two Super Saiyans continue to fight as the graphics distort* *Mark keeps laughing* *continued laughter* *Mark cringes and laughs in disbelief* *the unrealistic fight continues as Mark laughs* OH, OH NO! *Mark cringes in shock as the can flies straight into the man’s groin* *Billie Jean begins to play as the poor man struts away uncomfortably* *Mark laughs at the man’s pain* *Billie Jean continues to play as the man battles with pain* *Marks bursts into uncontrollable laughter* Man in advertisement: F*ck you, Baltimore! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Car! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re going to find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can KISS MY ASS! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! WE’LL FUCK HER! THAT’S RIGHT! WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! Because it’s Big Bill Hell, you’re f*cked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing! That’s right, challenge pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment! DON’T WAIT! DON’T DELAY! DON’T FUCK WITH US; OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! Only at Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check and it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell’s Cars, Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED! *Mark laughs as the music fades out* Oh, oh no! *Mark gasps for control and then giggles uncontrollably in the background* *continued gasping as he attempts to restrain the giggles* Oh no! *sniffs, then laughter* Alright. *groan* Oooookkaayyy. *pause and neck-cracking* Oh, boy. *breath* H-Ooohhh. *sigh* Hooohhh. *yelling in background commences as next video starts* Man: She’s a wolf in mouse clothing. *manly* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Mark bursts into giggles* Man continues: The mouse’s ghostly howl stakes claim to- *interrupted by more screams* *another scream* *Mark continues to giggle.* *video repeats as Mark giggles* * scream* *Mark re-bursts into laughter and giggles* *mice scream to the moon as Mark continuously fails the challenge* *Mark squeals* *meme screams resume, Mark laughs again* I-I can’t even see it! I can’t even stop laughing enough to see it! *Mark continues to watch and starts deteriorating into a shell of laughter* *Mark shields the giggles unsuccessfully with his hands* *Mark still laughing* *laughter continues* Mark: It’s like the sixth time I’ve watched it! It’s so funny! * scream * *Mark giggles* AHHHHHHH! I can’t stop! One more time, please, just one more time. *Mark appears to suppress his laughter, but giggles once again at the scream* AHHHHHHHEH! It’s just- it doesn’t stop! Okay, I’m done! I’m fucking done! Oh my God! I can’t do any more! Jesus Christ! OHHHHH! It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Oh my God, okay, I can’t, oh my God. *Mark grunts* Okay. So that’ll- I’m done. I’m done. That’s getting me- I’m either loopy or that’s actually funny. I’ll leave it up to you guys; But thank you everybody so much for watching. This has once again been the Don’t Laugh Challenge. Hoooo, okay. So, how did you do? Let me know how you guys did down in the comments below. *giggle* I hope you enjoyed this video ’cause good God *pause* oh man, I did not do well. I thought I was going to do better than that. But either way, thank you all so much for watching. If you want to see another one of these, I got to scour the Internet for more videos- My YT: Moxanik. Look it out! It’s awsome! My YT: Moxanik. Look it out! it’s awsome!