The Adventures of Arnold T. Fetus & friends – S01E01- The Shoe

The Adventures of Arnold T. Fetus & friends – S01E01- The Shoe


♬ Out of the bucket ♬ ♬ And into the fire. ♬ ♬ Arnold T. Fetus, Arnold T. Fetus. ♬ ♬ His buddy Stevie, ♬ ♬ is helping him try, uh! ♬ ♬ Arnold T. Fetus, Arnold T. Fetus. ♬ ♬ Making it better, ♬ ♬ And doing it right, now. ♬ ♬ Arnold T. Fetus, Arnold T. Fetus. ♬ ♬ Crazy adventure, so lets ♬ ♬ kill some time, now. ♬ ♬ Arnold T. Fetus, Arnold T. Fetus. ♬ Boy, what a beautiful day sure is nice to get out and stretch my leg. I guess you only have to do half the stretching of a normal person, huh, Stevie? Well, you might not know this to look at me but I’m tellin’ you back in the day I was the fastest runner anybody had ever seen. Period. Every kid at school tried to beat me but none of them could even come close. I could even outrun wild dogs. Frequently. Wild dogs? Oh sure: wild dogs, wild alligators, wild wolverines. In Boston, Massachusetts? Oh you bet, back in the day there was a lot of wolverines that would hang out by the all night pizza joint. To see, you know, if there was any left over pizzas they could have. And you know, when they want to eat your pizza they can run pretty fast. But I could even outrun them. Wow… Wait a minute Arnold, what are you saying? Do you not believe me? No- it isn’t that Stevie just sounds like it might be somewhere like uh: Alaska, or Nebraska, or Madagascar. Well now wait, if you don’t believe me about the place, what do you say you don’t believe me about the thing, either? Stevie! No, no no no, nah nah nah nah Just one second: Do you believe that I am a super fast runner, faster than anyone, either one of use has ever probably met? Well now I don’t necessarily NOT believe you. Alright thats it, I’m gonna race you to that rock over there, you see that rock?! This really isn’t- What are you afraid of the challenge?! Now Stevie, I refuse to be terrorized by your words, you shall have you race. Alright then, get ready: Set. GO! Ouch! Oh gee Stevie, let me help you, are you okay?! I got a thing stuck in my foot, I’m in so much pain, I’m telling you! I gotta have this thing taken out right away, Arnie, come on you got to get it! Oh that sure smarts! Come on, old friend, let’s get you home if we can make it. Oh woe is me, I had to try and prove something, Me and my ego. Don’t worry old friend, I’ll find something to help you Look at this mess Maybe drain cleaner? No. Maybe in the fridge. Ah, sometimes I feel like I’m missing out on something, y’know, in life? Sense of self, uh, sense of purpose, perhaps? Uh, identity? Sense of pain in my foot: I’m talking about making a change Arnie, taking steps in a more developed way of being y’know, moving forward, not backwards. Here old friend, a nice fresh block of ice. That should help with the swelling. Oh boy, thanks kid. Ah, that feels good. But you know, it got me thinking: maybe I’m too old to be running around without protection. Protection? There comes a time in every persons life when they have to look at the road ahead and decide just how they are going to get there. Stevie how interesting, it sounds like you’ve given this a lot of thought. I have, kid. Maybe I’ve been avoiding reality, Maybe it was destiny that brought me on this path, or, maybe I’ve been here for longer than I can remember. Wherever we go Stevie, I’m glad I can go with you I don’t know much about the future, but I know that it’s always unpredictable, and the most valuable thing one can have is a good friend. You said it, kid. Alright, looks like we’re here. Here? Just where exactly is “here”? Oh, you’ll see! Wow! Look at all these things! What are they, Stevie? They’re call “shoes”, Arnold, people wear them on their feet. Well, now I’ve seen it all: clothes for your feet! Here comes the assistant, Oh, sir, I’m looking for something in a footwear line, but I don’t want to be too fancy. Okay mister, I got a lot of shoes: Big ones, small ones sparkles, high heels. You know, I get for you, you, you try them on in the little room. This is exciting, Stevie, a new shoe could be like a, a, a new identity for you. New identity? Oh boy! * CROWD CHEERS * * RIFLE LOADS * * SHOT FIRED * Oh boy! …and after that it was just a really bad time, she was so mean to me… Arnie you won’t believe this! Oh my word, Stevie! Let’s get out of here! Stevie, what have you gotten us into?! It’s okay Arnold, just head for the old train tracks over there! Hey you better stop I’m really mad I’m gonna get you! Oh my word, Stevie, this is insanity! Don’t worry kid, just head over those tracks! Oh no!! Stevie! Get out of here, kid, save yourself!! If you die, I die, there is no middle ground, now do it Stevie!! Here goes nothing! Holy cow Stevie, that was the closest call yet! You said it Arnie, you know this day started out bad but it could have gotten a whole lot worse just there. Lucky we were able to get back on the right track. Boy, that shop keeper really looks steamed let’s get out of here, before he boils over. Oh boy, what a day! Hey Stevie, what do you buy a train driver for his birthday? I don’t know, kid, what? Platform shoes! Hey! That’s a good one, kid. Anyway. time to sleep, I’ll turn out the lights. * STUBS TOE * Ouch!! Oh Stevie, not again!! * ARNOLD LAUGHS * (CC) Closed Captioning made possible by CereCC, a division of CereProds

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