The Duck Says Moo

♪♪ [audience cheering]>>Oh my goodness, this is so cute! I can’t wait to put my little gentleman in this.>>He’s gonna be a cutie!>>Thank you.>>Okay, open mine next.>>Okay, okay.>>Oh, you guys! No way! He’s gonna love this.>>Yeah, if he’s anything like my little guy, this will entertain him for a solid hour. That doesn’t sound like […]

Pregnancy Brain: An important PSA (Sketch Comedy)

This is you brain. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brian on pregnancy. GAHHHH (shrieks of rage and fury)

THIS ALMOST ENDED SMOSH

[Courtney humming] [Music] [Courtney clearing her throat] Shane did you leave a yogurt in the fridge? Why is there one in there? Yeah, there’s no name on it or anything. Why yes, that is my yogurt. SOMEONE LEFT A YOGURT IN THE FRIDGE I thought you hated yogurt. Well, yeah, but I’m not gonna say […]

The Scariest Side Effect of Pregnancy!

♪♪ [whack] – Something wrong, Whit? Whitney:[groans] I do not want to be pregnant anymore. – [sighs] Then why are you kicking me? – [sighs] It’s these stupid restless legs! They won’t sit still. – I’m sorry, honey. [whack] – Ow. – I’m sorry, it’s like they have a mind of their own. – [sigh] […]

EVERY ZODIAC SIGN EVER

If we don’t leave now, we’re not gonna be the first ones at the bar. Why are you still working? I’m almost done — how are you already done for the day? I didn’t finish my work, duh? Every Zodiac Sign Ever. Yo Andrew, why did you invite Kenneth? Oh! He’s my friend. Yeah, he’s […]

Pizza Street | MPGIS S2 | Episode 11

I’m afraid I have some bad news. I don’t really know how to tell you this, but according to your test results, you are not pregnant. But Doctor how can this be? Well, I don’t know how you- is that a wine bottle? I’m sorry, it’s past noon and you just told me I’m not […]

Boarding Order – Key & Peele

– Good morning ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding South Northern Airlines, flight 34 to Grand Rapids. – Okay, excuse me, boarding group one. I’m gonna board in group one, excuse me, I’m in boarding group one. – And we would like to begin pre-boarding with our first class passengers. First class […]

Can I Get Pregnant From Sitting on My Boyfriend’s Lap? – Your Worst Fears Confirmed

(gentle music) (keyboard keys clacking) – Can you get pregnant from sitting on your boyfriend’s lap? 100%. And here’s how. You’re sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, face to face. He’s wearing jeans, button fly. The manufacturer of the jeans made an error, put too much space in between the buttons. This leaves a gap wide […]

What Is the Worst Way to Announce a Pregnancy? | RANK ROOM

– Hello, and welcome to the Rank Room. This is a game show where we try to answer life’s most important questions. Today’s question is: What is the worst way to announce a pregnancy? (dramatic music) Today I’m joined by Michael Trapp, – An expert at living. – Rekha Shankar, – Expert at living. – […]

Positively Pregnant

>>OKAY, HONEY, HERE YOU GO. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!>>[SING-SONG] I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GOING TO EXCHANGE PRESENTS UNTIL TOMORROW.>>I COULDN’T WAIT.>>AS USUAL. ARE YOU SERIOUS?>>YES.>>THIS ISN’T A JOKE?>>NOPE. ARE YOU HAPPY?>>NO.>>WHAT? I WANT TO GO TO AFRICA.>>YOU- YOU WANT TO GO TO AFRICA?>>WELL, NO, NOT REALLY, BUT NOW I CAN. NOT WITH A KID.>>SO WHAT? YOU DON’T […]