ARE THESE KIDS READY TO DELIVER THE BABY?

I was gonna talk to you about your birth broke though because this is going to be your last baby we’re all what’s the plan guys today and very special businesses coming over to our and very very special visa it’s a boy or girl it has to be a good anything about this copper […]

#Momsplaining with Kristen Bell: Babies, Babies Everywhere, Part 2

Brought to you by the magic convention, the epidural. What’s also magical, the new Johnson’s products, improved inside and out. Let’s go catch some babies. Hi, I’m Kristen. A lot of hurry up and wait, huh? I got another patient in the other room. Next one, give me a big push. My heart’s racing so […]

#Momsplaining with Kristen Bell: PregnancyRealness

#Momsplaining with Kristen Bell: Babies, Babies Everywhere, Part 1

Hi, I’m Kristen Bell. You might remember me from the movie Pootie Tang. Speaking of pootie tang, I’m here today in a labor and delivery room. Because what’s more beautiful than bringing a brand new slimy, squished up little person into the world? Nothing. That was rhetorical. I’ve done it twice, so I feel pretty […]

Jenna Dewan’s ‘Terrible’ Pregnancy Cravings

This is so nice. It’s so nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally meeting you, I’m so happy. I know. We’ve never met. And you’ve been in a movie with Helen Mirren, and you’ve never met her. And I was in Monsters University with her, and I never met her until today– makes two of us. Oh, […]

tWitch Breaks Down Dance Videos with Pregnant Wife Allison

tWitch, now that you’ve caught your breath, I want to talk about your Instagram. tWitch and his wife, Allison, are posting really cool dance videos all the time. This, I think, I just saw this. This is the most recent one, I think. And they post him at their house. [MUSIC PLAYING] I love that. […]

Ellen Can’t Imagine Being Pregnant

Welcome to our Mother’s Day show. Today, my audience is filled with first time expectant moms. [APPLAUSE] Of course, I have never been pregnant, and that’s because that wasn’t a mint I tossed in my mouth. That’s birth control. I do it every day. Congratulations to all of you. You’re doing something that I can’t […]

Kim Kardashian Lets Gender of Third Child Slip

You look fantastic. Thank you. You look fantastic. Thank you. You really do. Thank you. And to think you’re having a baby any time. I mean, that– you look– well, I’m not pregnant. You’re not. Yeah. Someone else is pregnant. So you’ll have a child soon. Soon, yes, very soon. Yes, how are the other […]

Ellen Invites Pregnant Teachers at Kansas School to Mother’s Day Show

A few weeks ago, this photo of seven teachers from Oak Street Elementary in Goddard, Kansas went viral, because they were all pregnant at the same time. We gathered all of the teachers in one room, since pregnancy is obviously contagious there. So let’s see them. Where are they? There they are. OK, I didn’t […]

tWitch & Allison’s Big Announcement!

tWitch, I know you’re out of breath. It’s like you’re in labor right now, so here’s a short video to watch while tWitch catches his breath. [BREATHING HEAVILY] [LAUGHTER] Actually, I am– I am out of breath. But I wanted to tell you something. Oh. I’m going to tell you all something, too. But I […]