Anthony Jeselnik Wants a “Science Baby,” Not a “Love Baby”

-Thank you for being here live. -Thank you for not making me dance onto the stage. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I saw Terry before. I was like, “I do not have that kind energy.” -Yeah. -Yeah. -We thought you guys would be a nice counterbalance to each other. -We go everywhere together. It’s a very […]

Miranda Sings Gives Birth On The Stephen Colbert Show To A Hairy Squash

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Details of His Son’s Birth & Heart Disease

I HAVE A STORY TO TELL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY LAST WEEK. I’M SORRY. YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL, BUT IT WAS A SCARY STORY. AND BEFORE I GO INTO IT, I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. OKAY? SO WHEN I’M TELLING THIS, DON’T GET […]

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS […]

Sebastian Maniscalco Can’t Make His Own Baby Laugh

-Welcome back! -Thank you. Thank you for having me back. -I’m happy to have you here. I know you’re always very busy touring. You’re on your “Stay Hungry” tour. But you were also in Toronto last week promoting a movie you’re in that was at the Toronto International Film Festival called “Green Book.” How was […]

Kids Explain How Babies Are Made

YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF ADULTS TEACHING KIDS ABOUT SEX, I THINK IT WOULD BE LESS EMPAIRSING IF KIDS LEARNED IT FROM OTHER KIDS. WE WENT ON THE STREET THIS AFTERNOON AND ASKED KIDS HOW BABIES ARE MADE. AND WE ARE VERY PROUD NOW TO PRESENT THE RESULTS OF THAT INQUIRY FOR YOUR EDUCATION AND PLEASURE.>>WHERE […]

Jimmy Kimmel Chats with Mom Who Gave Birth in Moving Car

CLOTHING THAT NO ONE WILL EVER WEAR. SPEAKING OF MOM STUFF, HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO OF THE WOMAN GIVING BIRTH IN HER CAR? THIS IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST VIDEOS EVER RECORDED.>>CAN YOU WAIT LIKE TWO MINUTES?>>HELP ME!>>IT’S COMING OUT?>>. [ SCREAMING ]>>SHE HAD THE BABY. OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOODNESS. WE JUST […]

What Week 11 of Pregnancy is Really Like | Week by Week | Parents

(upbeat music) – Welcome to week 11. Your baby is now about the size of a ping-pong ball. Remember beer pong? Eh, you weren’t that good at it anyway. This week, while you’re not out partying your face off, your baby is starting to make facial expressions and smile. She’s also developing tiny tooth buds […]