Surprise Pregnancy Announcement • Ned & Ariel

Surprise Pregnancy Announcement • Ned & Ariel


So Ned is coming home from Alaska in About a minute, and I have a little surprise to tell him so I’m gonna hide this camera *door opens* Bean, is that your daddy? Hiiiiiii! I missed you I missed YOU I have a present for you What? What? A present! Yeah come on in I know Bean, I know it’s so exciting! Yes, I missed you too! Usually you bring me presents What is this? Bean, stay with Mommy I like the bow Oh well, you know, it’s just a box… I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Oh my god! Are you serious?? Yeah! I took like four. I took like four because I wasn’t sure. Eugene, can I tell you a secret? (Umm.) Okay, okay, come on come on come on let’s go to lunch Ariel’s pregnant! We haven’t told very many people yet, but at the end of the video we will be telling EVERYBODY So settle in because we’re going to tell you all about it I’m going to need to unbutton my pants while I’m sitting here because they’re so tight! I’ve been trying so hard to hide it for the last 20 weeks! It’s been a struggle Let’s start at the beginning So the way that I found out–*bean barks* So the way that I found out that I was pregnant It’s probably the way that many women find out they’re pregnant is they took a pregnancy test I was in Alaska I was like “well I’ll just take the test and it’s probably gonna say no” and we’ll just see what happens. Is that what you thought? You didn’t think it was going to say yes? Otherwise I would have waited! Because I had this weird period of like three days Where I was the only person that knew that I was pregnant I was so happy to just tell somebody yeah I was very excited very hopeful. I immediately knew it was Of course. You knew I wasn’t giving you like, a watch. Obviously, this is our first child and we Have no idea what we’re doing! I go between “Everything’s gonna be fine, our lives aren’t going to change that much” to To like oh god–I’m gonna stop you there because we’re not there yet We’re still in the pregnancy stages. Suffice it to say, we’re a little overwhelmed The epitome of perfect motherhood “Ohh I’m so happy with my baby” *record scratch* I’m not actually that big Gettin getting there. So I had a period where I did not feel good about my body at all I did not want to be in full length shots There were definitely times where I was like… Do I look fat? Yeah, it’s really hard. It’s hard! Because your body is changing I mean, it was rough for me, but I bet it was rough for you too? I can’t understand what you’re going through no matter how many Try Guys videos I do. I actually peed myself the other day Didn’t get it on camera. She pee pee herself. I peed muhself. I told my doctor I was like “that’s weird, right” and she was like “no, you’re normal” Ariel was pregnant during Becky and Keith’s wedding I got really good at ordering mocktails Two vodka tonics. One…cancel the vodka. She noticed. She noticed, yeah She did. She knew immediately. Becky knows me well enough to know that if I’m at a wedding and there’s free booze… At the end of the first trehmester I like how you call it “trehmester” “Tre Mest Trey” So we go to our doctor visit How ya feeling? Good. Yeah? Yeah. I took my weight. And have we gained pounds? We have gained 3 pounds. (YAASSS) So that’s my little chair–I get choice of two chairs. Yeah, let’s see if I’ve gained any sympathy weight. Oh, yeah 172.4. I think I’ve gained a pound Good for you. By the end of this I’m going to be heavier than you. NEED A HAND????? I gotta work on my dad jokes. Aww they love each other Thank you for the gift. It’s…very special. Blood test! This is my least favorite part I can’t watch She’s doing great. They do a, uh, vaginal ultrasound Which is, uh–frightening She comes at you with a wand Like a giant, just like *makes fist* It was…uh…. But it was magical it really was yeah *Ned cracks up* So she starts the ultrasound and it comes up on a little screen and it’s kinda blurry It was just like a little, a little speck. It was like a little Bean. A bean, like a little seed! There’s like there’s like a spot of white in a sea of black and They are like that’s your baby. Yeah. Yeah, she was like that’s that’s your that’s our baby Whoa It’s probably a lot bigger than last time you were here That’s the spine Whoa This is the side of the face, you can see the heart beat Oh my good, look at the little heart beating! There you go, that’s a cute picture The baby’s kind of curled in We’re kind of seeing the side of the face here but this is the eye Ohh! and then this would be the mouth Huh. There’s a little hand over the forehead Huh It was all very clinical until she turned on the sound. She literally flipped a switch She said let’s see if we can hear the heartbeat and all of a sudden, the whole room is just full of this thing *baby heartbeat* It was It was amazing A heartbeat is something that you associate so much with life And connecting that to, just this this little smudge on the ultrasound this little sesame sized thing, it’s like it’s crazy Ned just sort of lit up And He started to tear up a little bit I’m thinking to myself “I have a child inside of me” it was a little bit scary but I was watching Ned and I was thinking you know “Ned’s so excited about it, I’m so excited about it” everything’s gonna be fine I would go to work and I would just kind of have this secret inside of me “you guys, my wife is pregnant and nobody knows!” so ultimately I got to tell some people can we do a “happy birthday” to my cousin Sarah? Sure. Hi Sarah! Happy birthday! Happy Birthday Sarah, have a good one! Miss you, wish you were here Happy birthday Sarah, happy birthday Ned’s cousin Sarah! You’re my favorite cousin! Also, my wife is pregnant What? What?? Wait, What??? Yeah. Are you F***ing serious? Yeah. Ariel’s pregnant. Is this a joke? No, it’s not a joke! You know, Ariel is pregnant right now Oh my god are you for real? Are you f***ing with me? I’m literally gonna cry Are you serious? Oh my god congrats! I don’t have a cousin named Sarah! Whoa that’s crazy! That’s awesome! Whoa! Congratulations! Thank you! Oh. My. God. Wait, really? How far along? She’s about 20 weeks now. Ned’s gonna be a dad Oh my god, Ariel! Oh my god! I knew it, I knew it! Oh my god, wait, holy s*** dude this is incredible Congrats! Thank you! Look at him Wait, is it IN you right now? It’s not in him, it’s in Ariel I’m not surprised but I’m elated I’m just like, I don’t know I’m elated, I of course am a very worrisome person so whatever we can do to make the process good for you all no, I was so surprised I thought it was in your body It’s really…it’s really overwhelming to just imagine what your life is going to be like with the baby Little baby, if you grow up and watch this I love you very much. I’ve been talking to you through your mom’s stomach And we’re excited to have you But a little scared we have a little baby! look at all these! It’s actually a very good thing that pregnancy takes nine months You kind of have got nine months to ease into it No matter what happens with this baby in the next… however many weeks, or years we’re gonna be fine I’m excited we’re having a baby. I’m excited we’re having a baby too. I love you. I love you. We’re gonna be parents oh my god. Oh my god what! *baby heart beating*

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