Panel Discussion: Woman Sells Positive Pregnancy Tests

Panel Discussion: Woman Sells Positive Pregnancy Tests


THEY SHOULD BE GETTING PAID. AT LEAST EQUAL. MAYBE MORE. MAYBE MORE. ALL RIGHT. A FLORIDA WOMAN SAID SHE’S PAYING HER WAY THROUGH COLLEGE IN VERY UNUSUAL WAY. SHE’S SELLING HER POSITIVE PREGNANT TEST AND URINE ON CRAIGSLIST, HER URINE ON CRAIGSLIST. LET THAT SINK IN. NOT URINE. SHE’S JUST SELLING THE TEST. NOT BOTH? YOU CAN GET THE URINE, TOO? I THINK SO. THE AD ON THE JACKSONVILLE AREA PAGE SAYS POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST OR URINE. YOU CAN GET BOTH. THEN YOU CAN PROVE IT. THEN YOU CAN TAKE THE URINE HOME. WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS LIKE I DON’T BELIEVE IT. I’LL GO IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW. SO THE WOMAN SELLING THIS SAYS THIS IS A NO QUESTIONS ASKED KIND OF DEAL BUT WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS. FIRST OF WHICH, WHY? WHO’S BUYING THESE. LET’S BACK THIS UP. THE PERSON WHO’S SELLING THE PREGNANT TESTS, SHE MUST BE PREGNANT AND SHE SAID SHE’S DOING IT TO PUT HERSELF THROUGH SCHOOL. SHE HAMS A LIMITED TIME — HAS A LIMITED TIME WINDOW. GO FOR IT, GIRL F YOU CAN MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH ON THE SIDE TO PAY FOR THOSE BOOKS, HEY, ALL POWER TO YOU. WHAT IS THIS MARKET? WHO’S BUYING THESE. I’M GLAD YOU ASKED. THERE ARE SEVERAL, SEVERAL SCENARIOS WHERE THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE. SO IMAGINE IF YOU WILL YOU’RE IN RELATIONSHIP, BEEN THERE FOR AWHILE. HEY, THIS DEAD BEAT WON’T POP THE QUESTION AND I’M A TRADITIONALIST. I WANT THE MAN TO POP THE QUESTION. I WOULD SAY LET THE WOMAN ASK BUT IF YOU’RE A TRADITIONALIST, MAYBE YOU LIVE IN JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA, WHICH IF A BEEN TO. SO YOU SAY, HONEY, LOOK, HERE WE’RE PREGNANT. WE’VE GOT TO DO THE RIGHT THING. OH, BOY. SO THAT MAKES PERFECT SHEENS WHAT ABOUT A PRANK? IT’S A GOOD JOKE. THAT IS SO MEAN. IT’S A GREAT JOKE. IT’S NOT ILLEGAL TO SELL THESE THINGS. THE BUYER, DEPENDING ON HOW THEY USE THEM, MAY BE GUILTY OF FRAUD. IT’S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. WE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, HOWEVER, IS THERE ANY SCENARIO THAT THIS WOMAN WOULD JUST BE A MALEVOLENT. YOU TOOK THE TEST AND THREW IT OUT. MAYBE YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT WITH A POSITIVE PREGNANT TEST. AND THE SMELL OF SOMEONE’S ELSE’S URINE. THAT MIGHT BE THE MONEY SAVER. THEN YOU CAN BEE YOUR OWN PREGNANT TEST. YOU KNOW WHAT, FLORIDA, THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU.

One thought on “Panel Discussion: Woman Sells Positive Pregnancy Tests

  • This deadbeat? F. U! She's the one painting him into a corner & you're calling HIM a deadbeat?
    She should just move on & find someone else, instead of trying to blackmail this guy.

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