*ding* Phil: Hello Dan and Phil Games… Dan:Hi charred beds… Phil: I still feel bad!! Dan: Oh, Phil… Phil: What happened to me? I had so much power and I used it in the worst possible way! Dan: You.. The- the last episode of Dan and Phil plays Sims 4 was about power and how it comes with great responsibility and Phil abused THAT Phil: Don’t click on Dil don’t click on Dil Some people have been saying we should buy the Pancakes a new bed. Dan: We cant just GO to the pancakes. Phil: We CAN just go to the pancakes… Dan: Wait…. we can play as other sims??? Pil: YEAH. You can play as any sims in the town! Dan: I DIDN’T KNOW THAAAAT!!! You can just click on a house and PLAY as Eliza?! Phil: YES! Dan: OH MY GOD Phil: But people have been saying we should buy them a new bed because of the disaster in the last episode. Dan: they have 20,000 simeoleons. Phil: Yeah. Dan and Phil: *Cute giggling Dan: Hes feeling fiiiiineee. Okay sure. Phil: So let’s get rid of that burned bed. Because that’s just a disaster Dan: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT If you can play as any other sims, forget Dil and Tabitha, why aren’t we just playing as the Landgraabs? Phil: Because we love Dil and Tabitha! Dan: Do we? Phil: YES!! *ca-ching* Dan: K fine whatever. right. so uh what do we do? Phil: delet. Dan: we go to their build mode, (Phil: set it on fire even more) oh my god (is that crate their bedside table? like, they’ve got such a fancy house and THATS their bedside table? Dan: you just don’t understand art and furniture, Phil. Phil: is that like the new thing? I heard about propping. that’s a new thing. instead of hanging art on the wall, you prop it . there you go, some interior design advice for ya p: let’s get rid of that and replace it with a fancy bed d: can we just like sell all their things and give the money to Dil and Tabitha? d:nO NO WE’VE BEEN BAD ENOUGH TO THEM, ok we can sell that
P: remove the illegal thoughts! d: they still have to buy it, this is terrible P: yeah d: ok um p: lets give them the fancy one
d: let’s give them that bed. p: *laughs* no! d: no? ok p: lets do this one that matches the house- uh- princess cordelia’s galleon bed! p: holy crap
D:that would be all of their money d: but I feel like th-the-they deserve it
P: they deserve it d: ok uh wh-what color is their bedroom? its kinda like classic
p: its like classic ivory and brown d: i-
P: ooo the red ones quite sexy maybe we could rekindle their romance
d: its a bit too sexy
P: but bobs always sad though d: there we go
d: i mean come on thats the one, put it like that p: thats the other way around
p: nO!! stop trolling the pancakes!! d: the comments will be like ‘ive had enough Dan and Phil, youve taken it too far’
p: some people are genuinely upset p:right uh-
d:there we go, what can i say phil, youre a horrible person p:lets see if they like it
d: we saw one comment that was like ‘dont forget that YOU’RE the one that went round to Eliza’s house and wanted to be HER friend and you tried to break up THEIR relationship p&d: and YOU invited her to the wedding
d: and she keeps coming to your house cause you made yourself friends with her’ ok cHILL THE FUCK OUT d: alright there we go
p: *laugh* i wanna see if they like the bed d: oh do you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), does bob have the- p: it’ll just give me a bit of joy in my life
d: can he like anymore i think Bob’s just permanently upset P: oh look at those eyes d: that is the 1000 yard stare
P: please dont ruin sad (?) d: lets se-
p:he just ignored it… and a bird flew through the house d: weelllllll there we go that was wonderful um great p: put him to bed in it and then we’ll leave d: its 8am he doesnt wanna sleep p: *gasps* woohoo with eliza.. we cant make the have a baby.. youre getting the power vibe again d: im just thinking
p:should we just make them have a baby and leave?
d: im just thinking, wouldnt it be fun
p: for a little tiny pancake? d: to have a have a little pancake, a muffin if you will, for Dab to play with? d: bow bow wow wow
p: i cant believe we’re doing this, this is not how i thought this video would begin d&p: oooh
d: here they go, feeling the love
p: bow chika bow chika bow chika wow wow
d: oh look at that synchronized walking d:thats how they get ready for the ceremony
p: i wonder what their pajamas are like
d: lets find out D: Why are birds keep flying through this house?
P: I don’t know D: OH that is sexy, Eliza, yes, and Bob….WOOH!!!
P: *Lauging* D:Look at that, he’s ready to flash….I mean we just saw…there’s nothing up there
P: Bum bah dah bum bah P: We saw everything
D: It was solid orange P: Here they go D: *creepy sigh* P: They’re loving this bed
D: In that bed that we got them *claps* yes!
P: I know! P: I feel so happy now D: Slash really preverted…
P: Yeah P: Magic is being made…Do you think the fireworks mean the baby is here?
D: Do you feel really….. D: ….uncomfortable right now? P: A little bit, it’s like watching my aunt and uncle or something D: Jesus, uhhh…that’s weird, uh… D&P: *Laugh* P: You know what I mean D: Eliza’s feeling tense because the fire just got put out D: Ahh yes, Dil was like “Imma makea spaghetti!”….no P: They’re starting another fire of their own in there D: Imagine if they just char-coaled the bed again P: Oh my gosh D: WHOA immediate fast-forward D: Right…
P: I wonder if she’s pregs D: Where da babs? P: Do the pregnancy test
D: Ooh! Where is it? P: In the toilet
D: Okay, playing as Eliza D: Maybe that will cheer her up from the fire P: Yeah D: Who knows? Take a pregnancy test P: This is it! D: We’ve just like totally hijacked their life right now
P: Come on! P: Come on baby! D: Did Bob not flush? Bob..sort it out
P: Bob, come on! D: Uhh, this is relevant to Tabitha
P: Why is she putting it in her neck? P: Ohhh, she was ache… she had an aching neck
D: *Laughs* P: YES!!! WE MADE A BABY PANCAKES!
D: *Laughs* P: She doesn’t look too happy about it P: But we made a baby Pancakes D: *still lauging* P: Uhmm, uhmm guys D: You came into my house….you transformed my things….and then you GET ME PREGNANT D: Eliza’s gonna blow D: Woow, thinking bout the B though P: Great…She gonna tell him the news? Then we need to leave.. D: Let’s see…
P: He’s on Not Our Sims D: Bob is still like “Heey…what’s up?” D: Bird is interrupting the moment…We got a little Pancake D&P: EEEEEE!! D: He’s relieved! Thinking about diapers…aww…happyyy D: Look, happy from Nicely Decorated and because Eating for Two D: and Bob is happy because of the Big News and Nicely Decorated
P: See?? P: If we never set fire to their bed, this would never have happened P: Everything happens for a reason, even if you set fire to your neighbor’s bed D: They could get pregnant because you told them to and then appreciate the bed that they spent their life savings on D: OKAYY, back to Dil and Tabitha!
P: Yeah! D: *sings* Hello Howlters! P: *sings* Helloo Howlters! D: I see that Dil, after his spaghetti…is he having spaghetti dreams? D: WHY DID I DO THAT?
P: Yeah, what happened?? D: I regretti make the spaghetti!
P: *laughs* P: Why isn’t he under the covers? D: I don’t know… maybe it’s just the shame of whAT HAPPENED THE DAY BEFORE P: Yeah though now it’s March I have been having a cheeky leg poking out of the covers just to get a bit of air on my foot D: I thought you were gunna be like “now it’s March I’ve decided to get pregnant” as we were just talking about then P: no just a bit hot under my covers We should do something! I’m so excited for….i bet you can guess… D: oh God P: the transformation of the day!!!!!!! D: which we now know has a risk of setting something on fire 🙂 which is just what this house needed P: I think whatever it is we need to move it to the center of the house where there’s no…flame…..objects……. FLAMMABLE OBJECTS was what I was trying to say there D&P: flame objects D:right so what do we wanna transform? i think that book got like put away in the shelf so i think we have to do it to something….the guitar…no P: let’s transform…the lamp D: I mean this is all pretty good…not the lamp no…um P: is there anything in our inventory? D: I’ll tell you what…this bloody mysims trophy P: yeah we’ve got too many D: What are these? no one played MySims okay fine well let’s uh P: let’s move it to the center of the room D: Is that gunna do anything? okay lets take it outside and put it in the middle of the garden just in case… P: it feels like we’re taking it outside to kill it… D: it kind of is…what we’re doing right now P: nooo… i’m sorry Shout Out to Maya