Making Babies | Newborn Moms


[shooting sounds
from video game] Paolo: Do I have poo on my face? Rosie: No, no I was just… You know I wanna… I want us to do it. Ya, okay great! Okay! Oh God, oh the neighbours
can see, the neighbours
are right there. What? Ya. Well let’s go to
the bed then. No, Henry is having
a nap there. So we can just do it
on the other side of him. We’re not fucking
next to our child. Paolo: Is that bad? Nate: Good night. Julia: Good night. [phone vibrates] Babe? What? It’s time. Can we do it tomorrow? No. Take off yours pants. [heavy percussion] Paolo: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rosie: Okay no, no, no. Okay let’s go to the kitchen. Let’s go to the kitchen. Together, together! Paolo: Yeah, yeah, yup. (moaning) Yeah! It’s my… No, everything’s rearranged
there since the birth. Nate: And… Julia: And you have
a big dick. (laughing) Up top. All right. [pots clattering, kissing] Hang on. Yes, hang on. Ow! Is it my…? No grater got me… And you have a big dick. Yeah, you know it, come on! More. More. Ow! Nate: What? More. (kissing) Oh my God… Tina’s Baby Emporium
is having a sale. Yeah… Stop it, stop it. Don’t look at my boobs! They’re so big! God they’re awesome! Julia: They’re not
for you anymore. Oh come on. Don’t look at my boobs. Julia: Don’t look at my belly. Where you do you
want me to look then? Right here, babe. Yeah. Julia: You feel it? Yeah I feel it. You like it? Nate: Feels good. Oh shit, Ron and Silvia
are coming at 6:30! What? We have to clean. Okay go, go, go! Fuck off. Come on! Yes, sorry. Julia: Oh shit! Nate: Come on! Julia: Oh shit! You got it! Oh shit! Oh shit, I forgot to
turn on the baby monitor! [both let out a tired exhale] Oh that was great babe. Yeah. Oh… I love you too. No, now you really have
poo on your face. Paolo: Really?! Rosie: Yeah. Paolo: Where? Rosie: It’s all over. Paolo: How did I get poo
all over my face?

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