I’ve got to get this baby out of me. Is it
good to use castor oil to induce labor? What? Where have you heard that? Well, I was told a story when I first got
pregnant about my great, great grandmother who drank it to go into labor faster. You
work in labor and delivery. Help me out here. Okay, pregnancy has made you crazy for one.
And two, your great, great grandmother probably had her children a very long time before knowing
that drinking castor oil will just give you really bad diarrhea and horrible stomach pain. Maybe that’s why she was in labor for 28 hours.
She didn’t induce anything but thought she did because of the pain. Great. Why is that great? I’m stuck like this for another week, probably
longer with my luck! I can’t be fat anymore. And all the kicking! Ahhh motherhood. Ha, ha. This is not the time for jokes. Actually, it is really funny coming from the
person that was “so happy to be pregnant,” and “loved the whole pregnancy experience,”
just last month. That was before this baby got bigger and made
me 10 pounds heavier. It is not fair and it is time to get out. Okay, but I have to tell you, there is no
eviction process when it comes to pregnancy. There seriously has to be something that I
can do. Well, to speed up the process, you can walk
a lot and bounce on one of those yoga balls. The actions will start to stretch the cervix
and help go a little faster. How much is a little? I don’t know, maybe hours quicker than what
you normally would. I say you could buy a day at the least. Ugh! You’re no help. Well, it’s better than your massive diarrhea