Husband Wears Big Pregnancy Belly – very pregnant for a day

Husband Wears Big Pregnancy Belly – very pregnant for a day


– Today, I am putting my husband, Cory, in a pregnancy belly for 24 hours, so he can get an idea
what it really feels like to be pregnant. Let’s get the day started. (laughing) – [Cory] What are you gonna do to me? – I’m just gonna make you
be pregnant for awhile, which by the way, this
shirt is so appropriate for, and I love it so much. – I gotta figure out what
kind of shirt to wear. This one’s not exactly a pregnant shirt, it says Massive Attack.
(laughing) Okay, maybe it’s perfect,
I dont know, but anyway. – [Kristen] Alright, open this thing up. – Here it is, oh, that’s so tough. Oh, it’s so big. – [Kristen] Oh, shush. – What is this? This side facing out. – [Kristen] It’s the belt part. Didn’t you know pregnancy
comes with a belt. – No, I had no idea. Wow, look at this thing.
(laughing) Complete with boobs. – [Kristen] Yeah, they get heavier too. – Alright, so I just strap this on, yeah? – [Kristen] Yeah, I gotta get
kind of set up for you though. – [Angela] Hello! – [Cory] Hey, welcome,
we’re about to get pregnant. (laughing)
– You are? Oh, my gosh. – [Cory] That’s not awkward at all. Oh, you got your painting clothes on. – Yeah. – [Cory] I’m so excited. Guys, look how crazy this house is. Like, I never finished the tops, so I think I’m gonna do this today, and then I’m gonna actually
paint our son’s room. I mean, Chell’s room, not our son’s room. It’s weird because the
rooms are all mixed up, but yeah, we’ll get to that. Don’t you think that’s enough water? – [Kristen] No. – [Cory] Are you serious – I’m fillin’ it up!
(laughing) That’s probably enough
because it’s getting heavy. Can you turn it off? – [Cory] Yeah. Hey, does this mean I get foot massages, and lower back massages. – Yeah, if you get really
achy, then I’ll do that, yeah. – Oh, my gosh, awesome. Why don’t I just be pregnant all the time, then maybe, (laughs),
but my feet are so big, massaging my feet takes, what,
like an hour, maybe per foot. There’s a lot there. Packin’ it in. – [Kristen] Yeah, it’s difficult to get– – [Angela] It’s not full enough. – [Cory] Not full enough? (laughing) – Oo, look at all that room you got. – [Cory] What am I gonna have, twins? I’m trying to think
what the first thing is I’m gonna do with the pregnant belly. – [Kristen] Eat, because
it’s breakfast time, and I’m hungry.
– It is. – [Kristen] Yeah? – [Cory] Yeah, that’s about the same size. – [Kristen] Let’s compare bellies. – [Cory] I think that’s a little smaller. Dude, you know I’m makin’ an
SMPs video on this tomorrow. – You should! – I wanna do like all the things you are not supposed to do. Yes, that is totally happening. – [Kristen] I think you
wear this as a belt. – Okay, is that where my bat rings go? You know, like, the Batman, witcha! (laughing) – [Kristen] You don’t even have it on yet. – I know, okay, this is
it, I’m already pregnant. This is the first trimester. Oh, wait, I’ll be right back. (gagging) Oh, I want a sandwich, and some tree bark! Alright, weird cravings have started. – [Kristen] Oh, no, your belly’s
gonna get so big so fast. (laughing) – I gotta go through everything, you know, the whole shebang, so
I just did the puking. Oh, dude this looks so good. – [Kristen] I know. – [Cory] Can I dive into this? How are you guys doin’ with this thing? – She’s gotta get your baby in there. (laughing) – Okay, ready?
– Yep, let’s do this. Hey, hey, can you edit it
some Batman music right now. – Why Batman?
– Because! (dramatic instrumental music) This is very heavy. – [Kristen] Is it? – Yeah. – [Kristen] Because there’s a
baby probably in there, dude. – It’s hard to breath. – [Kristen] Yeah? – Yeah.
– Is it too tight? – It’s a little tight, but it’s
more in this section, yeah. (laughing) – [Kristen] You’re taking
very well to pregnancy so far. (laughing) – I know, listen to it. You hear it? – [Kristen] Can you feel
the little weights in there? – Yeah, actually, the
weights on the inside, those two balls things
are starting to hurt because they’re like awkward. And so, one is digging into my rib– – [Kristen] Ah… – And as I move, those little
balls are like, whoo, whoo! – [Kristen] It’s cool because.
(laughing) – What happened? – Oh, it was fast. One minute I was vomiting, next thing I knew, bam, and
now I’m a walking thermos. – Oh, oh!
(laughing) – It’s confusing, isn’t it? (laughing) This is probably one of the
weirdest things I’ve ever done. I say one of because I’ve
done some very weird things. Okay, for real though, like, let’s eat because I’m just, I’m pregnant. – A real pregnant lady is very hungry. – You know what I feel? I feel off balance,
like I’m pulled forward, so I’m correcting myself, and
so I’m pulling back like this. Like I’m just so big. Hey question, like, how
am I gonna, you know, go to the bathroom? Oh, sit down. – [Kristen] Yeah, have a sit down. – [Mark] Frequently. – Frequently!
(laughing) It’s crazy!
(laughing) In the inside, too, there’s
like this other ball, I just kind of like turn like this. You know, there is this
part of me right now that’s thinkin’, like, okay,
this is all fun and games, but like, I don’t wanna
have this thing on all day. But then like, you actually have to have it on for a long time. – [Kristen] Oh yeah, have a seat. – [Cory] Yes, ma’am. (laughing) – [Kristen] Don’t hurt the baby. – I’m not, I didn’t do anything wrong. Do we have a lower chair? – [Kristen] No. You just have to eat normal. – [Cory] Then you do this, right? – [Kristen] Just sit normal. Okay, yeah, you can go sideways. That’s a pretty good way. Just don’t scoot in as close to the table, and try not to drop food on your belly. (gasping) – I get to do the pregnant thing. (laughing) – [Kristen] Yeah, you
can use it as a table. – Oh, I like this! Except the boobs get in
the way, but whatever. (laughing) man, I dont know if it’s
like because I ate too much, or it’s these little balls that are like pressing into my ribs, but like, I actually kind of feel sick. Not like I’m gonna puke,
but just kind of like, mmm. – [Kristen] Yeah. – [Cory] Just, ugh… – I know, I know the feeling. – Maybe that’s what it is. Yeah, oh yeah, because that makes sense. There’s these, okay, you
know those two little balls that go like around my waist
and they went to my abs? Well, we read it wrong, they
go up towards my ribcage. It hurts less to have them up towards the ribcage under the ribs, but now, it’s pushing on my internal organs, and causing me to have
feelings I’ve never felt, which is not fun.
(laughing) Yeah, press right there, and holding. Especially right after eating because that’s about where your stomach is. – Yeah. – There’s just not as much room, at all. (laughing) – I’m walking like you
do to see if it helps. – [Kristen] That is not how I walk! (laughing) Okay, you’re gonna try and find clothes because that is a tough
thing when you’re pregnant. – Alright. – [Kristen] Finding something that fits. – Alright, well, today
it’s a decently warm day, although we are painting, so I gotta find some stuff to paint in. – [Kristen] Right. – So, I’m gonna find painting clothes. – I would let him wear like
one of my maternity shirts, but I think they’d be too
small just for him, in general. The belly it would fit, but him, yeah, I dont know if they would work. I don’t want you
stretchin’ out my clothes. – There, how’s that? – [Kristen] Yeah, that one is
a little big on you normally, it might fit.
– You know what though, I don’t, well, I guess I’ll just wear this because I don’t wanna
get sweaty on the belly. – [Kristen] It actually, it fits. That fits about as well as my shirts do. (laughing) – Alright, there we go. (laughing)
Thug life, yo. – [Kristen] That’s such
an appropriate shirt too. – Let’s see how I look in the mirror. Oh, this is ridiculous.
(laughing) It’s like you get to see the whole cat. – [Kristen] Yeah. (laughing) I love how shirts don’t like
come to the bottom all the way. You know, they’re just like weird. – [Cory] So, that’s where your
belly button would be, huh? – [Kristen] Uh-huh. – That’d be so weird having
your belly button right there. (gasping) – [Kristen] Oh no, you can’t fit. (laughing)
You’re gonna hurt yourself. – How come you don’t do this more often? – [Kristen] Just lean? – Uh-huh, like this, and in the corner, this is really comfortable. – [Kristen] Is it? – Uh-huh. – [Kristen] I don’t do that
because I have stuff to do. – Well, don’t do things.
(laughing) No, it’s funny, I’m
finding myself doing things that I normally wouldn’t
do, and this is one of them. I was like, I stepped
back, and I was like, “This is really comfortable,”
because of this. Try it, you try it. Does that take the pressure
off your lower back? – A little bit, yeah,
except I have socks on, so I’m kind of just like– – [Cory] You’re slippin’. – Sliding down, yeah, but I can see, yeah. I can see where that would be comfortable. Maybe this is where I’ll have the baby. – [Cory] In the kitchen. Right next to the garbage disposal. (laughing) That’s not the way we’re gonna do things. (laughing) – Yeah, that’s not so good. – Dude, okay, if we do it in the kitchen, can we catch him in this? Because this filters at all the junk, and then we just have the
baby in here, and you’re like, “Oh, son! You’re beautiful!” and then we pick him up, and,
I mean, I’m gonna hold him. Or maybe we just put this, but no, there’s actually no reason for this. – [Kristen] No, yeah. – And all the juice and
stuff would just go– Hey, what are we gonna do with the juice? – [Kristen] The midwife is
gonna do with that part. – I hope she doesn’t just
like throw it in our trash can because that’s gonna
attract coyotes and stuff. (laughs)
– [Kristen] Gross! – Can we just burry it in the backyard? – [Kristen] You know,
I think that’s actually a thing that people do.
– Really? Oh, we can out it, oh, yeah, okay! We are gonna take your placenta, and whatever all the stuff is, and we’re gonna put it in
a big pot, like a plant, and then we’re gonna
grow like a banana tree, and then they could have bananas– – [Kristen] Baby bananas. – Like placenta banana. – [Kristen] Maybe a
papaya, a placenta papaya. – Or a placenta pomegranate.
(laughing) – [Kristen] I think your pregnancy brain is startin’ to kick in, babe. – I see why you do this too.
(laughing) I’ve been walking around
doing this, it’s fun. (laughing)
It’s fun! Although, I do do this too, I’m like… (laughing) – [Kristen] I do that sometimes. – I don’t think my child
is gonna like me very much. He’s gonna wake up tweaked,
da-da-tick, da-da-tick. (laughing) Like, how do you fall asleep? Well, you gotta slap me, like– (laughing)
A spankin’. – Chell actually does that
to my belly all the time. She’s like high-five, baby.
(laughing) – But yeah, like, here I am. I’m not even thinking, and I’m like– – [Kristen] That’s funny because
there’s no baby in there. – No, and I don’t think
it’s necessarily like women are doing that because of the baby. I think it’s just because it’s round, and object, I can just massage. It feels good on the hands. – [Kristen] Yeah. – Yeah, and like the friction, it’s just like whatever, (sighs). (laughing)
I’m like enjoying this, and not liking it all at the same time. But the enjoyment is much more, but I can understand this being… This is only an hour and a half of me fiddling around with this thing, so… – But that’s it, it’s like fun and awful all at the same time. Like, anyone who’s been
pregnant, do you agree? It’s like amazing, but not so amazing. – Yeah, but then you tell
me about that pregnant lady meet up that you went to, and like, most of what the women
talked about were like, “Oh, my back, oh, my
boobs, oh, my everything.” ♪ I’m a little teapot short and stout ♪ (laughing) But, yeah, I know, it’s just– – [Kristen] There’s lots
of aches and pains with it. – I just don’t know what to do with this. I’ll try laying down. – [Kristen] You gonna take a nap? – Yeah. – [Kristen] Okay. – So, you just. (grunting)
(laughing) Ow!
(laughing) Oh, ow, those balls are
digging into my ribs. (laughing) – [Kristen] It’s like real life! It’s like real life!
(laughing) – This feels so awful! Why would you want to be pregnant? This is the worst part
I’ve experienced so far. – [Kristen] But you’re
gonna get a baby out of it. I mean, you won’t, but… Yeah, roll, and now
try and sleep that way. – Oh, my god. Ow, these balls. – [Kristen] Like, what do
you do with that top arm? – I dont know, but these balls
are diggin’ into my ribs. And it’s like under there.
(laughing) And this is not cool, dude. – [Kristen] This is real life! – Okay, so… You do this– – [Kristen] Yeah, you get a pillow there. – This, and then you do this.
(laughing) And then you do this. And then you do this.
(laughing) And then you just kind of like– – [Kristen] Pretty much,
but here’s what you do, Cory, the secret is you kind of tuck one of these pillows under the belly, so it props it up a little bit, and then it’s not so heavy. Yeah, that’s good. That’s–
(laughing) Comfy? – This sucks, dude, this really sucks. It’s not funny. (laughing)
– I think it’s hilarious. – [Cory] Uh-huh, yeah, I get it. Here, I feel pity, and
you’re just laughing. – Sorry, everyday, it’s like everyday. (sighs) – This is like so bad, Mark’s
painting that, by the way. (laughing) We decided it’s not a good
idea for the pregnant man to do this job because
I’ll do a horrible job. I can’t get close enough to the wall. Like, look, if he was pregnant right now, he wouldn’t be able to do–
(laughing) He could push himself up. Like, I would have to like,
yeah, that’s a no, uh-uh. I can’t do anything. – I know, just sit, it’s
actually really nice to just sit. But you have to find a
comfortable way to sit because it’s not always that comfortable. The mailman is coming up to our door. You should go get the mail. – Oh my god, okay. Hey, how’s it goin’? – Pretty good, how ’bout you? – [Cory] Oh, pregnant today. – Oh no! – My wife thinks it’s a good idea for me to know what it’s like to
be pregnant and such, so. – I think that’s a good idea. – Do you have kids? – Yes, I have one son. – I dont know how you do this. Bye. – I don’t know either now.
(laughing) I know it was a lot more fun at the time. (laughing) – I don’t even know how to sit, dude. Everyway that I sit is crap. (laughing)
It’s all bad. There’s no comfortable way. If I sit like this, like a proper lady. – [Kristen] No. – It just doesn’t work. – [Kristen] Not, well, okay. (laughing) – This isn’t fun. – [Kristen] Like the side of the belly. Put a pillow, lean to the side, and then– (laughing) Yeah, how’s that? – No, this is not good, this is way worse. (laughing) – Like, now I’m just like mister advocate of how hard it is for women, you know. I give you jokes all
the time about like… Oh, I just crushed my bladder. (laughing) This is not good. – [Cory] You just make this look so cute. – Awe, thanks. – [Cory] You know, you’re
such a cute pregnant lady. And it’s like, when I look at you, I don’t think any of this bad stuff. But when it’s on me,
I’m like, “Oh, yeesh.” – Yeah, pregnant women
in general, I think, hide it pretty well. And it’s such a gradual thing, right. It’s not like you just start
out with this huge belly. You gradually get a big belly, so. Yeah, it’s not so fun though. – Alright, so we’re gonna
go upstairs quietly. Oh… I’m just so big. – One of the things we are
starting to work on today is Chell’s new room, which is across the
hall from her old room. So, Cory is starting the paint process. Let’s see how he’s doin’. How’s it goin’, pregnant man? – I’m doin’ good. I’m just tryin’ to get the… The duct tape done. – [Kristen] Mm-hmm. – So, I came up with this
really brilliant plan for punishment for our children
if they ever disrespect you. We get one of these
bellies like this, right, and we make them wear
it around, and be like, “Now, respect your mother
because this is what “she went through to have you.” (laughing) – [Kristen] The real pregnant lady is gonna sit down for awhile, while the pregnant husband
plays with our daughter. (laughing) Go get him. – Rarr! (laughing) Oh my gosh, it feels so good outside. Today, it was really hot. Oh, wow. I just wanna stop and look
at this beautiful sky. Oh, I just saw lightning over there. Oh, great, and there’s my neighbor. He’s comin’ over to talk to me. (laughs) This is gonna be an
interesting conversation. He’s probably gonna think I have some weird fetish or something. A couple things. I think our neighbor saw me, and then just kind of like turned around and went back his own way. Usually he like, comes up and says hi. He started walkin’ towards
me, and he was just like, “Yeah, mm-mm.” (grunting playfully) Whoa! Whoo! Whoa! (laughing)
– Whoa. – Whoa, whoa!
(laughing) – Whoa.
– Whoa! (laughing) – Whoa! – [Kristen] Earlier
today she did something, and she was like, (laughs), “Daddy.” (laughing) You okay there, buddy?
– Not really. Alright, honey, could I have a foot rub? – [Kristen] Do you need one? – Hey, have you ever actually like held my foot with your hand? – [Kristen] Yeah. – Like, just like? – [Kristen] No, not like that, no. – Here, do it. – [Kristen] Really? – Yeah, do it. This is goals, people, this is goals. – Because my feet are
so big that you can– Awe, relationship goals. – [Kristen] That’s kind of creepy. – I gotta cut my big toenail, don’t I? – [Kristen] Yeah, you got a
little eagle claw goin’ on. (laughing) I missed one, wait. How, oh, this is so weird. – Yeah. (grunting) – [Kristen] Hey, Dadda’s a horsey. (laughing) – [Cory] Oh, okay. – [Kristen] A horsey. (laughing) – Alright, let’s go ahead and
pull a letter off the wall. The camera battery’s
dying, which is no good. So, the letter for today is going to be, let’s make it an easy one, guys. Let’s make this the obvious choice. Z, actually Z, that gets rid of Zachary, that gets rid of Zo… Zoolander. His name is not Zoolander. So, anyways, guys, thanks for watching. We hope you enjoyed today’s blog. And pregnant ladies out there, I have a lot more respect
for you, as I did before, but way more even now
because like, wow, and yeah. So, thanks for watchin’, guys. We’ll see you in the next one. Goodbye! (grunting) (laughing) – [Kristen] You got some
spots on your shirt. (laughing)

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