Don’t Blame the Kid (2016): Maru goes into labor and gives birth

Don’t Blame the Kid (2016): Maru goes into labor and gives birth


Hello? I think my water just broke What water? My water! You’re going to be a dad! No way! I thought we had the whole 9 months. Yeah, yeah Son! The baby doesn’t know that and is coming early. (Unintelligible) Okay. I’m coming It’s beginning. When the contractions start don’t forget to breathe. (mimicking Lamaze breathing) You’re going to have to deliver the pizza instead because I’m going to be a dad! You’re going to be a dad? Congratulations! Breathe in…and out. When you said you were having a baby, in my mind I didn’t think it was going to be on my seats! Oh shut up. Can you call my parents please and tell them to come? Aw man, I’m out of credits. That’s so annoying! Get me out! Get me out! Get me out! Give me her card. It’s in here somewhere. Oh here it is. No lady, for the one who is in labor unless you’re having one too. Do I look like I have the body of a pregnant woman? Well then Alright, who’s going to pay me? Can’t you see we’re dealing with enough here? Help me out here If the lady wants to to be seen, she needs a card. No card, no help. The lady wants help, she needs a card. Without it I can’t help you. Next, next please! Are you okay? You hear this son? This bitch won’t take care of your woman because she doesn’t have a card What did you call me? The only reason we can’t stay here is a card It’s fine, lets go somewhere else Let’s go We’re on our way to the Irish hospital. Meet us there. Okay. There’s going to the Irish hospital. Let’s get there as fast as we can. Are you sure? Hang on then. Mom! Hi! Everything is going to be okay. I know it hurts Ma’am, my daughter is in labor. Okay, come with me please. Wait, wait. You can’t go. Why not? Only the father past this point. But I am. He IS the father. Let him pass. Oh, I’m so sorry. I thought he was your little brother. See, he is the father! Maru! Why are you yelling at her, she’s about to give birth? Patience! Don’t you know she’s already dealing with enough? Shh!! (Making small talk) Oh look, they let the rich people back… (music playing) (baby crying)

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